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Sunday, January 14th, 2007
7:19 pm
Clarification - this group is underutilized
Good Day, thinking human beings.  I was going to create a group about this very unspoken truth just today.  But upon searching, I found this unused, but necessary outlet.  I am a 28 year old female who is childless, earns a great living, has all the finer things in life and enjoys sleeping and sex on demand. 
Let me start with a few thoughts. 

1.  Children are invalids, not innocent.  They are useless and are not only physically dependent on brood mares and sperm contributers, but they do not know how society expects them to act unless taught on a daily basis by said "parents".  IT IS NOT THE CHILD's FAULT, IT IS 100% the parents OBLIGATION to teach these children (as early as they insist on bringing them into public places) how to behave. 

2.  Children are NOT innocent by any means.  If a normal person would do anything negative (screech, throw things and lie) to get what they want, you would call them - well, a determined and intentional person.  Anything but innocent.  From the very beginning, "parents" need to teach their litter that screeching does not warrant reward!  Infants as young as 3 months get this concept if reinforced from day 1.   But no, the mentality is just this:
"Oh wow, we had a little miracle (see point 3)"  At home the infant cries for food, screeches out of boredom, whines about incontinence, screams for no good reason and is rewarded with oohs and aahs and is given cleanings, unnecessary feedings, toys and treats for every loud obnoxious noise.   Give them a regimented feeding schedule, playtime, naptime and start from the beginning learning how to turn up the stereo or vacuum cleaner to drown out uncalled for noises.  NEVER REWARD BAD BEHAVIOR with treats or "coo"s. 
Then, 4 months into it, they get tired of having to stay home every day with this overgrown lump of noisy stinking flesh.  "let's go destroy someone ELSE's dinner.  Let's bring our little miracle to the local pub/eatery at 10:30PM for some dinner out where our cranky little worm can WAHHHHHHHHH for hours, even though the establishment we are going to has no kids menu and the kid will only suckle on milk.  Yes, that's it, let us go bring it there where we will inevitably not pay for anything (if anything) the child consumes, complain about the hardworking patrons who are buying full dinners and drinking from the bar for smoking at 10:30 in a pub.  Better yet lets make a law that hardworking smokers can't smoke anywhere but I can bring my child everywhere."   Then the moo whips out a floppy swelled boob on the table and suckles her young as I begin to vomit my buffalo wings.  But I digress.

3. Childbirth is NOT a miracle.  To quote a famous comedian, "it is a chemical reaction same a eating a sandwich and taking a steamy turd a few hours later."  Childbirth does not make you special.  Just because you decided you where too tired to give a blowjob is no reason you are entitled to anything.

Bottom line.

If you cannot "Parent" then don't become one, or if your diaphrgm didn't fit right and ya plopped out a vagina turd, don't burden me with it!!

More to come

Current Mood: chipper
Tuesday, October 4th, 2005
1:30 pm
heh heh heh
this one time, i was at the mall with my friend, and she was looking at clothes, and i was just bored. well this woman was holding a broken dressing room door closed for who i would assume was her daughter who was tring on clothes. and the reason she was holding the door closed was that her adorable little son was beating the door trying to open it. my friend and i both fear and hate children, so i turn to her and begin to tell her that if the mother would take care of her child she probably wouldn't have to hold the door closed. well my friend didn't really seem interested in what i was saying, so vey uncharacteristically of myself, i turn to this girl standing near me and a few feet away from the dressing rooms and tell her. she smiles at me and the second i turn away, she walks up to the little boy, grabs him by the arm and slaps him...

Current Mood: accomplished
Thursday, July 8th, 2004
12:05 pm
Latest kid rant
* Why is it I can't go to the store without being trailed by a convoy of squalling crotchcritters? No matter which aisle I go down, they seem to follow me. Do I have a sign that reads "I hate children, please let yours cry at full volume in my vicinity" taped to my back?

* I'm getting sick of family-friendly brewpubs and beer bars. I want to drink my beer with people over the age of 21, thank you very much.

* Speaking of which, every Saturday night, a local brewery has a "Beers and Bs" night in which they show bad "B" movies in their tasting area. This past week, a duhd brought his sperm trophy and inquired about beverages for the brat. When told all that was available was water or a Guava nectar, the fucker made a big stink about not having anything the kid could drink. The thing is, this is a brewery, not a brewpub. They don't have much beyond beer and popcorn. The movies are all ages and people are encouraged to bring their own food and drinks. I have seen people bring Webers and coolers full of soft drinks, and this dude was bitching about there not being anything for the kid. What the fuck did you expect, asshat? It's a goddamned brewery! In the end, he asked for his, his wife's and his kid's money back ($2 each which is donated to Rocky Mountain Public Broadcasting) and left. Good fucking riddance.

That's enough spleen venting for now.


Current Mood: curmudgeonly
Thursday, May 20th, 2004
10:23 am
Hello. I wanted to join this community to share my experience with an annoying brat. Normally kids don't bother me all that much but the 3 year old girl that I'm currently babysitting is annoying the hell out of me! I know she's only 3, but I have taken care of other 3 year olds and they weren't bad at all. This girl is so spoiled by her parents that she thinks I have to do everything she wants and if I don't she starts crying and acting as if I was trying to kill her. One day her mom came to pick her up during one of her little crying sessions and her mother got mad at me thinking I did something to her! To top it off, her parents always pay me late because they think their child is a little angel who doesn't make a sound. Unfortunately, I need the money. Ugh.

Current Mood: annoyed
Friday, January 30th, 2004
2:02 pm
Hi. I joined this community through DevourTheLiving, the founder, and I'd like to share a story.

A "buddy" {We don't hang out any more, because he's a dumbass and yeah} Scot has a new girlfriend. He's 20-21 years old, and she's 16.
She works part time at the local coffee shop. They both have become alcoholics.


She wants to get pregant.

Yes, re-read.

She's 16 dating a 20-21 year old {Which isn't bad, except their relationship is ILLEGAL} They're alcoholics with little to no income. And they want to have a child.

It makes me sick, but ya know? She's a 'tard.

It's sad that she doesn't wanna have a life for so long. And I almost feel sad for that unborn flipper baby. Almost.

People are stupid. Who the hell wants to get pregnant at 16!????
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004
10:53 am
Today, just off the highway, I saw a demonstration by a local Southern Baptist group. They had set up 4,000 little crosses, with a sign that said "4,000 Unborn Babies Are Killed By Abortion Each Year." It moved me. It made me stop and think.

4,000? That's just not gonna cut it.

I know I sound like a real prick saying that, but it's true. Abortion, condoms, and sodomy are the greatest weapons we have against overpopulation and the eventual destruction of our planet. We're breeding faster than we're dying. Think it's hard finding a good parking space now? Wait 16 years. By then there will be no parking spaces left, and parking lots will have to expand. Concrete will eventually cover the face of the earth, and that's the least of the environmental concerns associated with overpopulation.

Anyone who works with animals, be they a vet or an animal shelter employee, can tell you about overpopulation. We're breeding more animals than there are homes for them. As a result, tons of good dogs and cats have to be put down each year. That's why you see so many signs along the highway urging you to spay or neuter your pets.

Same goes for humans, buddy. Just look at any third-world country, especially the ones where the Catholic Church has influence. They preach against the evils of contraception, and the result is a starving, cramped, disease-ridden population.

If we keep breeding like rabbits that just got out of prison, one of the results is going to be a sea of homeless people as far as the eye can see. Think prisons are overcrowded now? Wait a few years.

The truth is, if we don't pick up the pace with abortion, encourage all forms of contraception (including tube-tying and vasectomy), and find other ways of getting sexual release, we're doomed. Violent criminals will overrun our cities, poverty will devour all, disease will run rampant, starvation will become an issue, natural resources will be pissed away like draft beer at a frat party, and our society and maybe even the human race itself will collapse and fade into the void from which it came.

Come on, people. We can do a lot better than 4,000.
Saturday, January 24th, 2004
7:04 pm
Welcome from the moderator
I know that while many people who stumble across this community will agree with its premise, just as many may be offended. This is an open community, so anybody can join, but before any of you join on just to spam us with "how can you hate kids you're bad you're selfish blah blah blah blah blah," let me explain just what this community is all about.

It's true, I don't like kids. This applies to just about anybody from birth till about age 13. I don't like many teenagers either, but that's a different issue.

I don't like babies. I don't understand why anyone would want to have a baby in the first place. I know accidents will happen, but the people who choose this really confuse me. How does one arrive at the conclusion that having a baby would be a good idea? "Gee, I don't feel like sleeping, going out, or having sex for the next couple of years. I think I'll have a litter." I mean, I like wiping the ass of a shriveled, tiny invalid who can only communicate by screaming and throwing things just as much as the next guy, but whenever I get the urge to do so, I just visit the local nursing home. That way I can go home at the end of the day and actually sleep through the night. A baby is a burden, an endless drain on patience and pocketbook alike. Why anyone would intentionally squirt one out is beyond me.

But they're not just burdens to the parents. They do a pretty damn good job of ruining things for everyone else, too. I can't remember the last time I was able to go into a restaurant and enjoy my meal in peace without some little runt screaming its head off loud enough to be heard from down the street. It's even worse if you're unlucky enough to be situated so that you have to watch them eat. Seeing some little bald offspring drool strained and slobber-stained carrots all over itself is enough to ruin any appetite. I don't smoke, but I'm forced to sit in the smoking section since there are usually no kids around. I'd rather breathe in someone else's smoke than listen to someone else's kid and smell the shit in its diapers. When it comes to movies, I only attend the late-night showings of horribly violent R-rated horror movies. Why? Because any other show is going to be ruined by the endless, endless screaming of some baby.

Toddlers and small children are no better. Sure, they cry a little bit less and can maintain some semblance of control over their basic bodily functions, but they make up for these good qualities by being able to move around on their own, usually running wildly and screaming their high, ear-piercing screams. Even libraries aren't safe anymore. And God forbid you get stuck behind one or more in the grocery store checkout lane, while they whine and tantrum for some candy or whatever the hell they want. And nobody wants to say anything about it. Nobody wants to take steps to stop the assault on their ears coming from this spoiled little worm because they're either afraid of invoking the wrath of the parent or plagued by some mental illness that makes them think the thing's antics are "cute." I swear, sometimes it seems like people love it so much and are so hell-bent on preserving a kid's right to scream obnoxiously that I'm surprised they don't play the sound over the store's P.A. system.

Show no mercy to these little goblins. If a baby is crying in a restaurant, tell the parents to shut the thing up or get the hell out. If a kid is throwing a shit-fit for a toy or candy bar, give it something to really cry about. If some squealing runt insists on splashing you in the pool, don't be afraid to complain to a lifeguard and embarrass the parents. Fuck politeness. If a kid's being rude, be rude right back.

Society should cater to those who contribute to it, not a little kid who ruins it for everyone.

This community is a place for members to vent their frustrations at the brats they encounter every day. And I list sex, sleep, and social life as interests of this community because those are the three biggest things you lose when you have a kid.
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